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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
9/18/1971
1.
The Birds . . . and . . . um . . . Bees
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In the second-season premiere, after Mary Richards produces a "What's Your Sexual IQ?" documentary for the Six O'Clock News, Rhoda confesses to failing and Phyllis says that young Bess watched it. Phyllis calls on Mary to teach Bess the facts of life, but it turns out that Bess already had learned it from her friends. Meanwhile, the WJM-TV newsroom is shelled with phone calls responding to the documentary. According to Mary, more people are appalled by it than anything else.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
9/25/1971
2.
I Am Curious Cooper
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Mary is intrigued by the voice of Lou Grant's friend, Mike Cooper, and asks to be set up with him. Lou breaks his policy of not matchmaking friends and colleagues.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
10/2/1971
3.
He's No Heavy . . . He's My Brother
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Mary and Rhoda take an unplanned vacation to Mexico but have to do a strange favor for a Mexican restaurant owner for reservations.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
10/9/1971
4.
Room 223
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Mary and Rhoda enroll in a night school course in journalism and Mary begins dating the lecturer.
Director:
Jay Sandrich
Writer:
Susan Silver
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Guest starring:
Michael Tolan, Val Bisoglio, Florida Friebus
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
10/16/1971
5.
A Girl's Best Mother Is Not Her Friend
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When Ida, Rhoda's mother, visits, she sees how well Phyllis and Bess get on, and how closely Mary appears to her mother when they chat on the telephone, that she tries to be Rhoda's "friend".
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
10/23/1971
6.
Cover Boy
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Jack Cassidy guest stars as professional model Hal Baxter, who comes to visit his brother Ted at WJM-TV. Immediately, the two engage in a heated battle of sibling rivalry about EVERYTHING -- salaries, cars, & even women. In an effort to size up his brother, Ted claims that Mary is his girlfriend. Ted & Hal decide to go on a double-date with Mary & Rhoda. At the restaurant, Ted doesn't know any etiquitte, and it shows. Back at Mary's apartment, Ted & Hal arm wrestle before Hal decides to go with Rhoda up to her apartment to look thru magazines for his picture. Ted stays with Mary to make Hal think that he spends more time with his girl than he does. The next morning, Mary, who got no sleep last to night, falls asleep while typing. When Ted asks her for another double-date, she refuses. Ted feels beated and, when Hal comes in to WJM-TV, tells him the truth: he's not dating Mary. Hal admits to being a career slump and having a mole surgically installed. As the 2 walk out together
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
10/30/1971
7.
Didn't You Used to Be . . . Wait . . . Don't Tell Me
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Mary attends her high school reunion and meets up with her former boyfriend Howard Arnell, who continues to have feelings for Mary. Meanwhile, Rhoda tags along believing that people will "remember" her although she didn't attend Roseburg High.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
11/6/1971
8.
Thoroughly Unmilitant Mary
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The writing and technical unions go on strike, leaving only Lou, Mary, and Ted in the newsroom. WJM-TV makes Lou be second cameraman on "The Chuckles the Clown Show". Because an upset Murray is on strike, Mary has to write the news stories. They are terrible, and when Lou criticizes them, she starts crying. Things take a turn for the worse: Ted's union strikes, and Lou has to fill in as anchorman! On his first brodcast, he has "clammy hands", and he bombs. At a local bar, Murray, Gordy, & Mary share a laugh over this. After drinking before his 2nd brodcast, he is "as cool as a cucumber"--that is, until he falls asleep at breaktime. Herb fills in for Lou for the rest of the brodcast. The next day, the unions come to an agreement, and everything goes back to normal. Rhoda Morgenstern & Phyllis Lindstrom do not appear in this episode.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
11/13/1971
9.
And Now, Sitting in for Ted Baxter
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Ted is forced to take a vacation and the anchorman hired to sit in for him becomes a huge success.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
11/20/1971
10.
Don't Break the Chain
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Mary gets a chain letter from Lou, and she is persuaded to send it on. To her surprise, one of the recipients comes for a visit, giving Mary a less than pleasant time dealing with him.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
11/27/1971
11.
The Six-and-a-Half-Year Itch
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Mary, Rhoda and Lou go to a John Wayne movie, where they spot Lou's son-in-law with an unknown woman.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
12/4/1971
12.
. . . Is a Friend in Need
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Rhoda loses her job as a window-dresser and isn't in a hurry to find something new. When there is a job opening at WJM-TV, Mary lies to Rhoda and tells her the job has been filled, to Lou's surprise.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
12/11/1971
13.
The Square-Shaped Room
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When Edie is out of town, Lou hires Rhoda to redecorate his living room. However, Rhoda's tastes are too modern.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
12/18/1971
14.
Ted Over Heels
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After Ted appears on the Chuckles the Clown Show, he falls in love with Chuckles' daughter.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
1/1/1972
15.
The Five-Minute Dress
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After volunteering some of her spare time for a worthy cause, Mary begins dating the Governor's aide. Unfortunately, the aide's duties cause him to break every date.
Writer:
Gloria Banta
/ Pat Nardo
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
1/8/1972
16.
Feeb
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An incompetent waitress is fired after Mary complains about her poor service and Mary feels obliged to hire her when she applies for an assistant's job at WJM-TV.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
1/15/1972
17.
The Slaughter Affair
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Murray takes on a night job as a cab driver in order to save up and buy his wife Marie a new car for their 10th wedding anniversary. However, Marie becomes suspicious about Murray's absences and fears that Murray is having an affair with Mary Richards.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
1/22/1972
18.
Baby Sit-Com
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Mary agrees to babysit Bess for the weekend, but then a former boyfriend, in town for a few days, asks her out. When she can't find a babysitter for Bess on such short notice, she ends up asking Lou.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
1/29/1972
19.
More Than Neighbors
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After being persuaded by Phyllis, Ted moves into a vacant apartment below Mary's but Mary and Rhoda are not thrilled by the prospect.
Director:
Jay Sandrich
Writer:
Steve Pritzker
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Guest starring:
Jack Bender, Yvonne Wilder
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
2/5/1972
20.
The Care and Feeding of Parents
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Bess gets top marks for a report she wrote for school, and Phyllis pressures her to write a book based on it, calling on Mary for help.
Director:
Jay Sandrich
Writer:
Dick Clair
/ Jenna McMahon
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Guest starring:
John Locke, Brad Trumbull, Jon Locke
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
2/12/1972
21.
Where There's Smoke, There's Rhoda
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When Rhoda's apartment is destroyed by fire, she moves in with Mary. The two find that while they are best friends, they make awful roommates.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
2/19/1972
22.
You Certainly Are a Big Boy
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Mary begins dating an architect and is astonished to learn that his son is only six years younger than she is.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
2/26/1972
23.
Some of My Best Friends Are Rhoda
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Through a minor car accident, Mary befriends a young woman, Joanne. Rhoda becomes jealous when Mary spends more time with Joanne but Mary quickly ends the new friendship when she discovers Joanne is anti-Semitic and disapproves of Rhoda.
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Seen it: Yes
25 mins
3/4/1972
24.
His Two Right Arms
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Mary gets city councilman Pete Peterson to appear on Face the People and discovers that he is completely incompetent. She and his aides try to bring him up to speed on current events so he can make a good impression on the show.
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